♥ More Than Awkward Turtle ♥

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

laugh-addict:

Teacher: Name one life-changing event

Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

Favorite Selena Gomez Moments: We Own The Night: Teen Choice

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”

Rob - “I look a bit like him.”

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

bondoge:

THATS AN EMPTY PHONE CASE

[x]

tbh-awkward:

hashtaqs:

preachinqcats:

waterfahl:

sunsetsinfastforward:

slickbacksnapback:

3rdrudy:

WHY IS IT IN THE POT ARE THE OTHER ONES COOKING IT OMG THEY’RE CANNIBAL PENGUINS

GÜNTER!

He’s obviously using it as a hot tub…Duh!

dying

THERE IS ONE IN THE MICROWAVE..IS HE TANNING?

omg LOL

ones chillin there slicing carrots